Dashing Through Trader Joe’s

Dashing through Trader Joe’s,
With a red cart as my sleigh.
Through the shelves I roam,
Shopping all the way

But then I spy the meat
I don’t know what to pick
Was this meat given drugs? If so
it really makes me ticked.

Oh, Trader Joe’s, Trader Joe’s please end doped up meat. No more drugs in animals, we all care what we eat.
Oh, Trader Joes, Trader Joe’s please end doped up meat. No more drugs in animals, we all care what we eat.

(Bonus verse!)

An-ti-bi-o-tics
Lead to superbugs
What’s in this turkey?
Was it given drugs?

We can’t trust this ham,
This pork has go to go.
Get Joe off drugs now, or my
business won’t be yours.

Oh, Trader Joe’s, Trader Joe’s, no more meat on drugs. Meat from healthy animals, no to superbugs
Oh, Trader Joe’s Trader Joe’s no more meat on drugs. Meat from healthy animals, no to superbugs

 

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